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'i Don't Say A Zionist Must Be Insane,' Said President Weizmann, 'but It Helps If He Is.'
-George Mikes
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'i Don't Say A Zionist Must Be
George Mikes
'i Don't Say A Zionist Must Be Insane,' Said President Weizmann, 'but It Helps If He Is.'
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