People Are The Same Wherever You Go.

George Bush Hates Midgets.

White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black Rapper Says "gun"? Congressional Hearing.

Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All The Time.

Happy White Peoples Independence Day The Slaves Weren't Free But I'm Sure They Enjoyed Fireworks.

A Comedian Has To Live In His Head. All This Comedy Comes From A Lonely Place. When You're Surrounded By An Entourage, You're Not Living In Your Head.