A Comedian Has To Live In His

Anyone Who Makes Up Their Mind About An Issue Before They Hear The Issue Is A Fool.

It's Hard For A Man To Turn Down Sex... If They Chase Us, We Can't Run That Fast.

When You're Making A Real Documentary, You Shoot It And The Movie Happens. You Don't Make - This Sounds Corny - You Don't Make A Documentary, A Documentary Makes You. It Really Does.

The Democrats Should Have An Empty Chair On Stage For The Entire Dnc, And When Anyone Asks Who It Belongs To, They Can Say Osama Bin Laden.

You Just Got To Be Really Logical When You're A Comedian - To A Fault. Like A Lawyer's Got To Believe In The Law.