George Bush Hates Midgets.

Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

You Can Only Offend Me If You Mean Something To Me.

If You Live Below Your Means, You Can Turn Down Stuff All The Time.

You Can't Be Happy That Fire Cooks Your Food And Be Mad It Burns Your Fingertips.

Relationships, Easy To Get Into, Hard To Maintain. Why Are They So Hard To Maintain? Because It’s Hard To Keep Up The Lie! ‘cause You Can’t Get Nobody Being You. You Got To Lie To Get Somebody. You Can’t Get Nobody Looking Like You Look, Acting Like You Act, Sounding Like You Sound. When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You’re Not Meeting Them. You’re Meeting Their Representative!