People Are Broad-minded. They'll Accept The Fact

I Have No Idea Where I'm Going But Here's The Real Question: What Am I Doing Here In The First Place?

Over The Years I Have Met A Lot Of Important People, But No One As Important As Elvis Presley.

Every Once In A While Your World Stands Still... There Are Certain Friendships That Are So Important They Leave A Mark On You Long After The Person Is Gone.

I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon] Walks In.

It Was A Dangerous Profession I Had Chosen ... Because No One Likes A Funny Kid. In Fact, Adults Are Scared Silly Of Them And Tend To Warn Children Who Act Out That They Are Going To Wind Up In Prison Or Worse. It Is Only When You Grow Up That They Pay You Vast Sums Of Money To Make Them Laugh.