I Have No Idea Where I'm Going

I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes As Though My Foot's Asleep.

On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.

I Know It's Very Egocentric To Believe That Someone Is Put On Earth For A Reason. In My Case, I Like To Think I Was.

Any Company Executive Who Overcharges The Government More Than $5 Million Will Be Fined $50 Or Have To Go To Traffic School Three Nights A Week

Over The Years I Have Met A Lot Of Important People, But No One As Important As Elvis Presley.