I Have No Idea Where I'm Going

It Was A Dangerous Profession I Had Chosen ... Because No One Likes A Funny Kid. In Fact, Adults Are Scared Silly Of Them And Tend To Warn Children Who Act Out That They Are Going To Wind Up In Prison Or Worse. It Is Only When You Grow Up That They Pay You Vast Sums Of Money To Make Them Laugh.

People Ask What I Am Really Trying To Do With Humor. The Answer Is, "i'm Getting Even

Americans Are Just Beginning To Regard Food The Way The French Always Have. Dinner Is Not What You Do In The Evening Before Something Else. Dinner Is The Evening.

This Is What Makes Me Happy: Remembering Where I Put My House Keys.

I Became A Hero To Everyone Because I Didn't Take Dialysis And Was Still Alive.