Our Cat Is Kind Dove Shellfish, And

I Love The Semicolon; It's Unnecessary, But Graceful And Sophisticated.

Any Cupcake Consumed Before 9am Is, Technically, A Muffin.

If A Couple Has Their Picture Taken At A Wedding Or Other Social Gathering, And The Woman Looks Hot, Her Guy Could Be Blinking, Chewing, Or Even Mid-sneeze, And She’ll Still Display It On Her Desk At Work.

Children Are Like Sponges; They Start To Smell After A Little While.

In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.