Any Cupcake Consumed Before 9am Is, Technically,

When A Kid Says "smell My Hand," It Almost Never Smells Like Cinnamon.

Any Cupcake Consumed Before 9am Is, Technically, A Muffin.

Our Cat Is Kind Dove Shellfish, And Thinks The World Is Hers, She Finds A Comfy Spot And Then We Pet Turtle Sheep Purrs.

Not Only Is Love Blind, It’s A Little Hard Of Hearing.

Children Are Like Sponges; They Start To Smell After A Little While.