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In Writing I Found Something I Could Do At Least As Well As My Peers, If Not Better.

It's Perfectly Okay If You Don't Understand Every Single One Of Them. For One Thing, I Make A Lot Of Corny Jokes, And You Have To Be 40 Years Old To Get Some Of Them.

If I Have A Talent For Making Some Fourth-grader Who Hates School And Reading To Hate It A Little Less, Then I Have To Do The Most With What I've Been Issued.

There’s No Such Thing As Free Kittens.

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.