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I Like All Things Grammatical, And I Had Already Written Several Books About Parts Of Speech, And Even The Alphabet, So Everything That Makes Up A Sentence And Even A Word Was Covered Except For Punctuation.

It's Perfectly Okay If You Don't Understand Every Single One Of Them. For One Thing, I Make A Lot Of Corny Jokes, And You Have To Be 40 Years Old To Get Some Of Them.

A Good Friend Will Help You Plant Your Tulips. A Great Friend Will Help You Plant A Gun On The Unarmed Intruder You Just Shot.

You Want A Story? Read 'gone With The Wind'. These Aren't Stories. They're Joke Books. The Whole Thing Of A Beginning, A Middle And An End Has Been Done To Death.

Not Only Is Love Blind, It’s A Little Hard Of Hearing.