Only One Man In A Thousand Is

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open.

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.