Only One Man In A Thousand Is

I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat Animals Who Are.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.