Only If The Computers Really Love Each

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.