Only If The Computers Really Love Each

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

Anyone Who Says He Can See Through Women Is Missing A Lot.

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book . . . The Recipes Were To Be The Routine Ones: How To Make Dry Toast, Instant Coffee, Hearts Of Lettuce And Brownies. But As An Added Attraction, At No Extra Charge, My Idea Was To Put A Fried Egg On The Cover. I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.