In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon

If You Really Want To Help The American Theater, Don't Be An Actress, Dahling. Be An Audience.

Whatever You Have Read I Have Said Is Almost Certainly Untrue, Except If It Is Funny, In Which Case I Definitely Said It.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess. If I May Lift A Line From A Die-hard Whose Identity Is Lost In The Shuffle, 'i'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.'

If I Had To Live My Life Again, I'd Make The Same Mistakes, Only Sooner.

Don't Think This Has Taught Me A Lesson !