In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon

A Frozen Daiquiri Of A Scorching Afternoon Is Soothing. It Makes Living More Tolerable.

If You Know Your Bible And Your Shakespeare And Can Shoot Craps, You Have A Liberal Education.

I'm As Pure As The Driven Slush.

Wracked With A Hangover I Do My Muttering Over A Black Velvet, A Union Of Champagne And Stout. Don't Be Swindled Into Believing There's Any Cure For A Hangover. I've Tried Them All: Iced Tomatoes, Hot Clam Juice, Brandy Peaches. Like The Common Cold It Defies Solution. Time Alone Can Stay It. The Hair Of The Dog? That Way Lies Folly. It's As Logical As Trying To Put Out A Fire With Applications Of Kerosene.

A Republican. A Republican. That's Worse Than Being A Goddamned Communist!