I'll Come And Make Love To You

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.

They Aren't Making Mirrors Like They Use To.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.

A Frozen Daiquiri Of A Scorching Afternoon Is Soothing. It Makes Living More Tolerable.