I'll Keep Us Out Of War With

I'd Felt That A Man Without A Woman Was Like A Neck Without A Pain.

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

I Rarely Meddled In The Cat's Personal Affairs And She Rarely Meddled In Mine. Neither Of Us Was Foolish Enough To Attribute Human Emotions To Our Pets.

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.