True Love Usually Results In A Hostage

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.

You've Got To Find What You Love And Let It Kill You. I Don't Think Any Of Us Should Ever Forget That.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

One Thing We Are Sure Of Is There's No One Like Nelson Mandela Out There. That's Too Bad For Us.

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.