One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

Hard Work Is For People Short On Talent.

What Hair Color Do They Put On The Driver's Licenses Of Bald Men?

I Hope We're Not Just Human Garbage Drifting Toward A Big Sewer. But I Think So.

There Are Ten Thousand People In The United States In A Persistent Vegetative State. Just Enough To Start A Small Town. Think Of Them As Veggie-burghers.

If You've Got A Cat And A Leg, You've Got A Happy Cat. If You've Got A Cat And Two Legs, You've Got A Party.