Hard Work Is For People Short On

Have You Ever Wondered Why Republicans Are So Interested In Encouraging People To Volunteer In Their Communities? It’s Because Volunteers Work For No Pay. Republicans Have Been Trying To Get People To Work For No Pay For A Long Time.

If All The World Is A Stage, Where Is The Audience Sitting?

I Did A Lot Of Thinking, And Used Mental Activity To Relieve Whatever Feelings I Had. I Became Very Left-brained, And I Was Good In School. That Is, I Was A Smart Kid.

We Talk Too Much, Love Too Seldom, And Hate Too Often.

I Knew A Transsexual Guy Whose Only Ambition Is To Eat, Drink, And Be Mary.