If You've Got A Cat And A

Those Who Dance Are Considered Insane By Those Who Cannot Hear The Music.

He Is Dead Now, But He Meant Well.

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

When You Think About It, 12:15 P.m. Is Actually 11:75 A.m.

I Noticed That All The Prayers I Used To Offer To God, And All The Prayers I Now Offer To Joe Pesci, Are Being Answered At About The Same 50% Rate. Half The Time I Get What I Want, Half The Time I Don't... Same As The Four-leaf Clover And The Horseshoe...same As The Voodoo Lady Who Tells You Your Fortune By Squeezing The Goat's Testicles, It's All The Same: 50-50. So Just Pick Your Superstition, Sit Back, Make A Wish, And Enjoy Yourself.