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The Future Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past.

When You Look At The Average American You Realize There's Nothing Nature Enjoys More Than A Good Joke.

The Human Species Could Have Been Great But Instead We Became Satisfied With Lights On Our Tennis Shoes.

There Are Some People That Aren't Into All The Words. There Are Some People Who Would Have You Not Use Certain Words. Yeah, There Are 400,000 Words In The English Language, And There Are Seven Of Them That You Can't Say On Television. What A Ratio That Is. 399,993 To Seven. They Must Really Be Bad. They'd Have To Be Outrageous, To Be Separated From A Group That Large. All Of You Over Here, You Seven. Bad Words. That's What They Told Us They Were, Remember? 'that's A Bad Word.' You Know Bad Words. Bad Thoughts. Bad Intentions.

These Days Many Politicians Are Demanding Change. Just Like Homeless People.