Hollywood's Just Not Funny.

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.

No Matter What Happens Or How Difficult Things Become, You Will Eventually Feel Better.

School Shootings Were Invented By Blacks... And Stolen By The White Man.

Welcome To The 77th And Last Oscars.

You Only Know That You're Smart Because You're Around Dumb People From Time To Time!