Hollywood's Just Not Funny.

It's Hard For A Man To Turn Down Sex... If They Chase Us, We Can't Run That Fast.

I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.

Nobody Really Wants To Be A Stand-up, They Want To Get On Tv.

I Want To Really Take Chances. I Want To Be Funny In A Lot Of Different Ways. I'd Like To Be Great. I Want To Reach For Greatness.

No, I Want Big Ol' Titties In My Face!