Hollywood's Just Not Funny.

Gay People Got A Right To Be As Miserable As Everybody Else.

I Believe You Got My Property?

Daddy Pays For The Water, Daddy Pays For The Gas, Daddy Pays For The Electricity, And If Daddy Didn't Pay For The Electricity, He'd Pay For The Candle On Your Nightstand, So You Can Study For The Big Test Tomorrow.

I Love Having Somebody There - That Companion Thing. You Know Who You're Going To Eat With, Who You're Going To See A Movie With.

If A Kid Calls His Grandma "mommy" And His Mama "pam", He's Going To Jail!