One Man's Voltaire Is Another Man's Screech.

Police In Washington D.c. Are Now Using Cameras To Catch Drivers Who Go Through Red Lights. Many Congressmen This Week Opposed The Use Of The Red Light Cameras Incorrectly Assuming They Were Being Used For Surveillance At Local Brothels.

The Nazi Signs Have Got To Stop. If You're In A Peace March And The Guy Next To You Has A Sign Saying That 'bush Is Hitler,' Forget The Peace Thing For A Second And Beat His Ass, Because He Is Not Hitler.

Twitter! Never Have Lives Been Less Lived And More Chronicled!

I'd Rather Be Funny Than Wise.

Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn After An All-night Espresso Bender At Starbucks.