Check Out The Helmet Hair On Randy

Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me For Getting It Right The First Time.

Sometimes You Just Have The Thin The Herd.

I Don't Have Credibility, I'm A Comedian. I'm Not Ed Murrow Up On The Roof In A London Fog Reporting On The Blitz.

A Good Rule Of Thumb Is If You've Made It To 35 And Your Job Still Requires You Wear A Nametag, You've Probably Made A Serious Vocational Error.

Political Correctness Is Inverted Mccarthyism.