One Cannot Rest Except After Steady Practice.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise, And You'll Meet Very Few Of The Best People.

Too Many Trained Nurses Discommode Cupid.

"whom Are You?" Said He, For He Had Been To Night School.