Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.

Life Is A Series Of Relapses And Recoveries.

Do Unto Yourself As Your Neighbours Do Unto Themselves And Look Pleasant.

The First Sign Of Extravagance Is To Buy Trousers That One Does Not Need.

Never Try To Get Into Society, So-called. Those Who Try Seldom Get In, And If They Do Edge Through The Portals They Always Feel Clammy And Unworthy When Under The Scrutiny Of The Elect. Sit Outside And Appear Indifferent, And After A While They May Sent For You. If Not, It Will Be Money In Your Pocket.