Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise, And You'll Meet Very Few Of The Best People.

Only The More Rugged Mortals Should Attempt To Keep Up On Current Literature.

In The City A Funeral Is Just An Interruption Of Traffic; In The Country It Is A Form Of Popular Entertainment.

Scatter Seeds Of Kindness.

Give The People What They Think They Want.