Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

She Was Short On Intellect, But Long On Shape.

The Music Teacher Came Twice A Week To Bridge The Awful Gap Between Dorothy And Chopin.

It Isn't How Long You Stick Around But What You Put Over While You Are Here.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.

Those Who Are Entitled To It Get It Sooner Or Later.