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Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

"whom Are You?" Said He, For He Had Been To Night School.

Give The People What They Think They Want.

It Is Not Time For Mirth And Laughter, The Cold, Gray Dawn Of The Morning After.

Familiarity Breeds Contentment.