Where Ignorance Is Not Bliss, Get Wise!

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.

The Wealthy Have Nothing Left Except Money.

Those Who Have Tried Meekness Know The Importance Of Being Important.

The Music Teacher Came Twice A Week To Bridge The Awful Gap Between Dorothy And Chopin.

A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet, But Would Not Cost Half As Much During The Winter Months.