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In Uplifting, Get Underneath.

It Is Not Time For Mirth And Laughter, The Cold, Gray Dawn Of The Morning After.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.