Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk.

Throwing Acid Is Wrong... In Some People's Eyes.

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

I Think That Comedians, More Than Any Other Type Of Celebrity, Have To Keep Their Humour And Keep Their Feet On The Ground. If They Start Taking Themselves Too Seriously, They're Heading For A Fall.

When Someone Close To You Dies, Move Seats.

The Tragedy For Comedians Is There's Nothing More They Want Than To Be Liked. We Desperately Seek Approval. It's Almost Like A Personality Disorder You Can Do As A Job.