Yes, I Have This Crazy Honk Of

A Surprising Amount Of My Jokes Sound Very Implausible But Are True.

How Many Airports Are There In The World?

Cats Have Nine Lives. Makes Them Ideal For Experimentation.

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.