Oh No, The Dead Have Risen And

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A Man Who Envies Our Family Is A Man Who Needs Help.

It's Not Our Fault Our Generation Has Short Attention Spans, Dad. We Watch An Appalling Amount Of Tv.

Romance Is Dead - It Was Acquired In A Hostile Takeover By Hallmark And Disney, Homogenized, And Sold Off Piece By Piece.

Oh No, The Dead Have Risen And They're Voting Republican.