You Can't Create A Monster, Then Whine

Oh No, The Dead Have Risen And They're Voting Republican.

Science Has Already Proven The Dangers Of Smoking, Alcohol, And Chinese Food, But I Can Still Ruin Soft Drinks For Everyone!.

Everybody Sort Of Questioned Why We Get Married On New Year's Day, And Of Course, The Avid Sports Fans Wouldn't Come, Because They Had To Watch The Rose Bowl Or Whatever That Is On That Day.

Romance Is Dead - It Was Acquired In A Hostile Takeover By Hallmark And Disney, Homogenized, And Sold Off Piece By Piece.

Being Myself Didn't Work. Being Someone Else Didn't Work. Maybe I Just Wasn't Meant To Have Friends.