You Can't Create A Monster, Then Whine

It's Not Our Fault Our Generation Has Short Attention Spans, Dad. We Watch An Appalling Amount Of Tv.

Everybody Sort Of Questioned Why We Get Married On New Year's Day, And Of Course, The Avid Sports Fans Wouldn't Come, Because They Had To Watch The Rose Bowl Or Whatever That Is On That Day.

Being Myself Didn't Work. Being Someone Else Didn't Work. Maybe I Just Wasn't Meant To Have Friends.

A Man Who Envies Our Family Is A Man Who Needs Help.

You Can't Create A Monster, Then Whine When It Stomps On A Few Buildings.