Being Myself Didn't Work. Being Someone Else

Everybody Sort Of Questioned Why We Get Married On New Year's Day, And Of Course, The Avid Sports Fans Wouldn't Come, Because They Had To Watch The Rose Bowl Or Whatever That Is On That Day.

Do You Know What It's Like To Be The Kind Of Girl That Boys Never Talk To And Then Suddenly, A Boy Talks To You?

A Man Who Envies Our Family Is A Man Who Needs Help.

It's Not Our Fault Our Generation Has Short Attention Spans, Dad. We Watch An Appalling Amount Of Tv.

Oh No, The Dead Have Risen And They're Voting Republican.