Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.

As So Often Happens, I Discover That It Would Have Been Better To Keep My Mouth Shut.

"it Looks As Though It Was Put In By An Indian." He Later Backtracked: "i Meant To Say Cowboys."

I Thought It Was Against The Law For A Woman To Solicit.

[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan Woman] You Are A Woman, Aren't You?