Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly

For Conservation To Be Successful It Is Necessary To Take Into Consideration That It Is A Characteristic Of Man That He Can Only Be Relied Upon To Do Anything Consistently Which Is In His Own Interest.

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!

You Can't Have Been Here Long, You Haven't Got A Pot Belly.

I Don't Think A Prostitute Is More Moral Than A Wife, But They Are Doing The Same Thing.