Oh, It's You That Owns That Ghastly

If Anyone Has A New Idea In This Country, There Are Twice As Many People Who Keep Putting A Man With A Red Flag In Front Of It.

"it Looks As Though It Was Put In By An Indian." He Later Backtracked: "i Meant To Say Cowboys."

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.

Do People Trip Over You?

If It Doesn't Fart Or Eat Hay, She Isn't Interested.