[after Accepting A Gift From A Kenyan

I Thought It Was Against The Law For A Woman To Solicit.

Do You Know They Have Eating Dogs For The Anorexic Now?

Aren't Most Of You Descended From Pirates?

We Don't Come Here For Our Health. We Can Think Of Other Ways Of Enjoying Ourselves.

There Is Nothing Like It For Morale To Be Reminded That The Years Are Passing - Ever More Quickly - And That Bits Are Dropping Off The Ancient Frame. But It Is Nice To Be Remembered At All.