I Thought It Was Against The Law

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!

Books Are Certainly Old Fashioned, But Only People With A Very Limited Perception Are Silly Enough To Condemn Ideas Because Of Their Age. It Is, Of Course, Equally Silly To Condemn The New Fangled Simply Because It Is Strange.

I Have Very Little Experience Of Self-government. In Fact, I Am One Of The Most Governed People In The World.

And What Exotic Part Of The World Do You Come From?

British Women Can't Cook.