Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

Many People Have Asked Me Why There Are Three Pedals In These Grand Pianos. Well The Pedal In The Middle Is There To Separate The Two Other Pedals.

You May Not Be Aware Of This But Leonard Bernstein Won Another Award, For Explaining The Music Of Igor Stravinsky... To Igor Stravinsky!

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.