Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

When I Was A Little Boy And Played Liebestraum, My Father Used To Hit Me On The Head With A Newspaper Every Time I Slopped The Cadenza . . . I Hate Liebestraum.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always See The Great Masters Gathered In A Huge Hall In Which They All Reside. Only Mozart Has His Own Suite.