Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.

Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

He Was Happily Married - But His Wife Wasn't.