The Difference Between A Violin And A

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)