The Difference Between A Violin And A

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.

Did You Know That Mozart Had No Arms And No Legs? I've Seen Statues Of Him On People's Pianos.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.