The Difference Between A Violin And A

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.

I Don't Mind Going Back To Daylight Saving Time. With Inflation, The Hour Will Be The Only Thing I've Saved All Year.

When An Opera Star Sings Her Head Off? She Usually Improves Her Appearance.