The Difference Between A Violin And A

You May Not Be Aware Of This But Leonard Bernstein Won Another Award, For Explaining The Music Of Igor Stravinsky... To Igor Stravinsky!

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.

When I Was A Little Boy And Played Liebestraum, My Father Used To Hit Me On The Head With A Newspaper Every Time I Slopped The Cadenza . . . I Hate Liebestraum.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.