Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance,

At Twenty, A Man Feels Awfully Aged And Blasé; At Thirty, Almost Senile; At Forty, "not So Old"; And At Fifty, Positively Skittish.

A Bachelor Gets Tangled Up With A Lot Of Women In Order To Avoid Getting Tied Up To One.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

France May Claim The Happiest Marriages In The World, But The Happiest Divorces In The World Are 'made In America.'

And Verily, A Woman Need Know But One Man Well, In Order To Understand All Men; Whereas A Man May Know All Women And Understand Not One Of Them.