Between Lovers A Little Confession Is A

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.

Don't Waste Time Trying To Break A Man's Heart; Be Satisfied If You Can Just Manage To Chip It In A Brand New Place.

Eternity: The Interval Between The Time When A Woman Discovers That A Man Is In Love With Her And The Time When He Finds It Out Himself And Tells Her About It.

Many Men Kill Themselves For Love, But Many More Women Die Of It

A Good Woman Inspires A Man, A Brilliant Woman Interests Him, A Beautiful Woman Fascinates Him, But A Sympathetic Woman Gets Him.