Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To

If An Asteroid Is Coming Toward You, You Don't Have To Blow It Up. You Just Have To Slow It Down Long Enough For Our Country To Rotate Out Of The Way.

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.

So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing There Like A Moron, With My Harpoon.

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.