My Girlfriend Told Me That She Was

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

I Don't Know How Electricity Works. All I Know Is That It Calms Me.

I Think Of People As Members Of An Audience. But An Audience Acts Independently Of Every Individual. It's An Organism On Its Own. I Focus On That Living Hydra In The Dark.