Was That You Or The Duck?

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's How The Light Comes In.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.