Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

I Never Read Bad Reviews About Myself, Because My Friends Invariably Tell Me About Them.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.