Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.