What The World Needs Is More Geniuses

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.