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I Got My First Laugh When My Mother Entered Me In A Baby Contest.

My Eight-year-old Bought A Bicycle With The Money He Saved By Not Smoking.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.