Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

We Have Far Too Many Kids. At One Time In The Playpen There Was Standing-room Only. It Looked Like A Bus Stop For Midgets. It Used To Get So Damp In There, We'd Have A Rainbow Above It.

When I Go To The Beach, Even The Tide Won't Come In.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.