If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

Mothers-in-law Do Not Make Good House Pets. Once I Had The Most Wonderful Dream -- I Dreamed That Mothers-in-law Cost Money And I Couldn't Afford One.

My Recipe For Dealing With Anger And Frustration: Set The Kitchen Timer For Twenty Minutes, Cry, Rant, And Rave, And At The Sound Of The Bell, Simmer Down And Go About Business As Usual.

Comedy Is Tragedy Revisited Or Hostility. It Is Mock Hostility, Of Course, Or It Would Be Ugly; We Would Have A War.