If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

I've Tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, T'ai Chi, Feng Shui And Deepak Chopra But I Find Straight Gin Works Best.

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.