Nothing Makes A Man Broad-minded Like Adversity.

The Time To Save Is Now. When A Dog Gets A Bone, He Doesn't Go Out And Make A Down Payment On A Bigger Bone. He Buries The One He's Got.

The Senate Just Sits And Waits Till They Find Out What The President Wants, So They Know How To Vote Against Him.

I See By The Papers That They Are Going To Do Away With All The Nuisance Taxes. That Means That A Man Can Get A Marriage License For Nothing.

People Love High Ideals, But They Got To Be About 33-percent Plausible

I Remember When Being Liberal Meant Being Generous With Your Own Money.