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The Farmer Has To Be An Optimist Or He Wouldn't Still Be A Farmer.

There Are Two Theories To Arguing With A Woman. Neither Works.

Never Miss A Chance To Shut Up

The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.

You Got To Do More Than Just Live In The Country To Be A Farmer.