The Older We Get, The Fewer Things

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.

I Guess The Only Way To Stop Divorce Is To Stop Marriage.

When You Are Satisfied, You Are Successful. For That's All There Is To Success Is Satisfaction.

I See A Good Deal Of Talk From Washington About Lowering Taxes-i Hope They Do Get 'em Lowered Enough So People Can Afford To Pay 'em