Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln,

A King Can Stand People's Fighting But He Can't Last Long If People Start Thinking.

Now They Got Such A High Inheritance Tax On 'em That You Won't Catch These Old Rich Boys Dying Promiscuously Like They Did. This Bill Makes Patriots Out Of Everybody. You Sure Do Die For Your Country If You Die From Now On.

America Has The Best Politicians Money Can Buy.

If You Got A Dollar, Soak It Away, Put It In A Savings Bank, Bury It, Do Anything But Spend It. Spending When We Didn't Have It Put Us Where We Are Today. Saving When We've Got It Will Get Us Back To Where We Was Before We Went Cuckoo.

I Don't Know How I Got Over The Hill Without Getting To The Top.