Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln,

Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing Tobacco.

Politics Is Not Worrying This Country One-tenth As Much As Where To Find A Parking Space.

Congress Is Going To Start Tinkering With The Ten Commandments Just As Soon As They Find Someone In Washington Who Has Read Them.

Our Public Men Are Speaking Every Day On Something, But They Ain't Saying Anything.

You Must Never Tell A Thing. You Must Illustrate It. We Learn Through The Eye And Not The Noggin.